jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

(via valeverett)

matterhornbobsleds:

pledges eternal love and devotion to a theme park

(via trishmar1e)

lifewasted:

whitechocolatefarm:

what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up

then it wasn’t the wrong number

(Source: floralking, via hitthelightsandbangthedrum)

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

(via valeverett)

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

(via holyfuckinhagrid)